CosmicPenguin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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Holy crap!

I think i just had a seizure... regardless, this is daily feautre material, good job :)

[I Miss You, Dad]

I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything...

But that was an awful piece of flash. I have sympathy for your loss, but that was just bad flash. Low-res pictures stretched, ridicliously low frame-rate, bad text imposing. I'm sorry to say this, but it's true.

[Jug punch]

While perhaps i'm short sighted...

I still think that this is just silly. I understand the message behind the staff that protected this, however, newgrounds and the portal in general have evolved beyond a point of which material like this is consitered the attractions of newgrounds. I still remember the young days of newgrounds, when assassin was born, and that epic day that the portal was first created. I can see the innocent childish humor in this, and of course, don't compare it terms of domestic violence like some other reviewers, i just don't feel that we've lost sight of newgrounds at all. The site has simply evolved to a point of where we've moved beyond things like this.

cornbeef responds:

this flash isnt supposed to represent evolution in newgrounds taste and espectancy, altho i understand what u mean. this flash is meant to give ppl a quick laugh without having to wait a long time. makes it very convenient in a way. im sure most ppl laughed even longer then they took the time to watch this. i know i did. sometimes sticking to the basics can be the most rewarding. that meaning, even tho this got terd of the week i am getting many reviews saying that they really enjoyed this. that is rewarding enough to me that so many ppl enjoyed my short, joke, of a creation. TY for your review

[Second Chance Hitman]

A flawed, but intresting film

Well, above the technical levels, this certaintly is a worthwhile piece of flash. While your attention to detail seems to be a bit lacking (Little things stand out, like the shell casing flying into the side of the gun, no animation on the steering wheel while the charcter is driving, the bullet wound simply folding upwards when in reverse, etc.) you still manage to create a compelling story, and intrest the viewer. Now, i don't expect this edition to get very high scores simply because you don't show an talent for animation, but that can improve in time (How did you animate it, anyway? It looks like you drew it frame by frame)

I would love to see you put some more work into this series, given improved animation, i could see a future version of this easily being a daily feature

TaKEitOrLUMPiT responds:

Yeah everything woulda been nicer if i coulda changed the fram rate! but i do like to draw very detailed. Thanks!

[adventures of billy mouse]

The text speed is fine

Thanks for the fast text speed, everyone else has it up for way too godamned long, and no, i'm not being scarcastic

izax-1 responds:

golden review award! im not being sarcastic. ;p

[Hate Made Me!]

Great flash

Well animated, well drawn flash movie. Although you gotta admit that the music really does kinda suck...

[The Teddy Bears' Picnic]

I'm not sure if you'e getting this...

The reason that this is getting blammed isn't because it's a bad movie, per se, it's your evident lack of effort. Your usage of pre-made images, and sub-par animation (if it be even called that), gives on the impression that you really don't care.